Dirty Dirty Dog ~ New Song

posted in: Lyrics, Music 2

I must be channeling some sort of Louden Wainwright III muse. I’d happy to write half as well as LW! Anyway… I sure had fun with this new song….

Last month, Tiger, our cat had a close encounter with a skunk.  Now bathing a cat is not an easy task, but I finally got him cleaned up. The following day, Tiger came home smelling like skunk again.  My husband Dwight remarked that maybe Tiger  liked it that way.  Dwight  went  on to say that he once had a dog that would roll around in excrement. Ewwwwww…. and that got me to thinking about people who clean up after folks who just go out and get dirty again…

Bucket

 

It’s a simple tune but it makes me smile :O)….

 

Lyrics

Dirty Dirty Dog

 

Well he’d come home smelling like Pepe Le Pew

Made my eyes water before he withdrew

Tried to clean him up with tomato juice

Was almost done when he broke loose

 

Don’t give him a bath

Don’t pitch a fit…

That dirty dirty dog likes rolling in it

I just have to laugh

You might as well quit

That dirty dirty dog likes rolling in it

 

 

Well he’d take off flying like a big blue goose

Made more racket than a young rutting moose

Lost him somewhere  down near Santa Cruz

Oh I’m so glad we didn’t reproduce

 

Don’t give him a bath

Don’t pitch a fit…

That dirty dirty dog likes rolling in it

I just have to laugh

You might as well quit

That dirty dirty dog likes rolling in it

 

Now he’s hanging at your house

you think you’ve got him fenced

He’ll just sail right over

And find a pile that’s fresh

 

Don’t give him a bath

Don’t pitch a fit…

That dirty dirty dog likes rolling in it

I just have to laugh

You might  as well quit

That dirty dirty dog likes rolling in it

That dirty dirty dog likes rolling in it

 

 

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2 Responses

  1. Bill Cuebas
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    haha I like that dirty dog !